Thursday, October 12, 2006

 

DaisyMae Maus and the Feline Americans

WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZZER??? ... DaisyMae Maus and (some of) the Feline Americans stage a demented version of the classic "The Wizard of Oz" taking MAJOR liberties in plot, characterization, dialog, sets, ... species.

So ...
QUIET ON THE SET!
Cue the MUNCHKINS ... ??
ROLL MUSIC!
AND ... ACTION!

All: "Weeeeee're off to see the Wizzer! He's hiding beneath Momma's bed ... !"







DAISYMAE MAUS --Superstar -- in her Sheba™-nominated role as the Wicked "Weee-yotch!" of the Extreme Southwest

"I'd BETTER get my Screen Actors' Guild card after all of the pain and suffering I endured for this publicity still! Not to mention combat pay for having to deal with the incompetent 'talent wranglers' ... And don't get me started about the set decorator/costumer!" Sniped the Feline Primadonna from her trailer. "Get me my agent and a couple of Flying Monkeys to kick! I'm feeling PECKISH!!!"
















SPARKY FUZZYPANTS as the Prince of Semi-Darkness
"What was I supposed to ask the Wizzer for? Oh, yeah ... A FLASHLIGHT! Gosh, it wouldn't be so hard to remember if I only had ... um ... uh ..."

Daisy: "Some talent?"



















Acting phenom and chameleon-like wunderkind LUCKY CHARMZ makes his cinematic debút as the Cowardly Triceratops.






"Acting? Uh, yeah ... It gets me out of six hours of school, so ... uh, whatever. I'd do this for free, but since they pay me anyway, I plan to donate my salary ... uh, yeah ... winnings ... to Best Friends Sanctuary to support my friend Thumper."













Finally ... PUMPKIN as that perennial favorite ... that icon of literature and film ... HARRY POTTER (with apologies to J.K. Rowling and Daniel Radcliffe, too).

"Hey, Effurrybody! I'll use my wand to get us out of this cinematic cesspool! Think happy thoughts. Catnip. Stinky goodness. Fev-vers. Fuzzy mice. Sponsoring a cool cat like THUMPER. Hold really still ... Zzzzzzzaaaaappppp!"














And introducing ... THUMPER!!!
Thumper lives at Best Friends Sanctuary. After a horrible attack by a dog, Thumper's spinal chord was injured severely and she was paralyzed. Her back legs don't work, but that doesn't stop her from leading an active life greeting visitors, playing, and being a normal cat. DaisyMae Maus and the Feline Americans have supported Thumper in the past and will continue to do so.



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Comments:
Ha! I LOVE DaisyMae's comments! All of those costumes are SO darling, and Mom thinks so, too!
 
The Wizzer of Oz is wun of my very faverit mooveys. I reely reely love Glinda's byootiful pink outfit, and I love Dorthy's rooby slippers, too!
 
wow! what imaginative costumes -- really, really nifty. and absolutely hysterical comments. we laughed, we cried, no--actually we just laughed some more! great job!

nels, ed, nitro, & xing
 
Bravo!!! Bravo!!! What a fantastic entry all around!
 
Thanks, Effurryone ... Your comments ALMOST make getting costumed up worth the bared claws, flying fur and gnashing teeth!
DaisyMae Maus
 
Great job!

~Jake and Bathsheba
 
OOOH, we love Harry Potter, Pumpkin! And all these other costumes are awesome! I'm "furry" impressed.

Catzilla Merlin's Mom
 
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